once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
