hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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