I think I just saw someone hide a body.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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