You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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