Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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