walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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