Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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