U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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