Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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