we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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