like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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