is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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