I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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