let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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