You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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