i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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