he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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