love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
