Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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