this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just google imaged poop.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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