Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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