Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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