we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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