with your own penis?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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