my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
