dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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