these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
