But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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