Even the bartender felt bad for me
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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