You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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