Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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