ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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