I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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