i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
