It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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