bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
