i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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