Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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