I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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