You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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