i permit you to call me
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Dear god my vagina.
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