im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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