dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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