the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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