It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
God, I missed his penis.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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