Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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