Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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