yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We're too hungover to prance.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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