I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
