What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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