Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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