yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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