Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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