It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
