Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
